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Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011


Butter Poached Lobster

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021


green stuff in that lobster

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face

man i green stuff in that lobster last night

by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017


Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

by TZer0 June 23, 2013

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5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one

1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!

by Economic Evenguilist December 18, 2008

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ghetto lobster

A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.

She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!

by NotAGhettoLobster March 22, 2007

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Drop a lobster in a pot

Slang for taking a dump.

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop a lobster in a pot."

by Jwilliams426 March 14, 2007

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