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A joke by the clockcrew. The lock Legion mainly consisted of members of ClockCrew that wanted to mess around
Hey Leek! I'm Going to Join teh Lock Legion cause it's funnah.
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imperative form of the verb 'to be locked on'.
origin: More Fire Crew, who describe themselves as 'one of the UK's leading garage music crews'. I must add here that 'leading', and garage being defined as 'music', are two points of personal contention.
At present MFC are engaged in a fierce and occasionally violent rivalry with fellow garage 'musicians' the 'So Solid Crew'. This leads on to the question often asked on the 'street', or in the 'hood', 'Are you More Fire or So Solid?'. The respondent's answer to said question can result in either:
a) a sound thrashing (if they nominate the rival crew)
b) cries of 'respect' or 'safe', if the interrogators share the same view
Thus to be 'locked on' is to be in touch with a situation, to understand and appreciate its significance. To 'stay locked on', is to remain up to date.
It is often used as a replacement for 'see you later' or 'goodbye'at the end of a conversation.
1. I'll see you in The Clifton later on mate, stay locked on.
2. Shit, that guy's staying properly locked on.
3. More Fire Crew say 'stay locked on', and come to our under-18s GCSE results day 'special' disco. Selecta!
4. Roger that, I've got him covered Maverick, i'm staying locked on...
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A command given to an annoying individual who won't stop talking, bitching, or rambling about something you don't want to hear about, or exposed to the public.
Sue: Did you hear what she said?
Sue: I'm gong to kill her!
Sue: Why would she say that?
Sue: Did you hear her say it?
Sue: Am i really getting fat?
Sue: What time did she say it?
Sue: Are you sure she knows we did it?
Ned: Enough already! LOCK IT UP!!!!
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A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isnt in the game or is up their ass, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.
David: "What the Fuck!", Everybody lets pick this shit up right fuckin now. Everybody finish the drill. Let Go!"
Torres: "Fuck this i wanna go home and eat" (torres drags his nutz half speed through the drill)
David: "Move your fuckin tits Torres"{David angrily pulls Torres aside.}
David: {Grabs Torres's helmet} "Hey, look at me! You lock it up right now! Don't be a fat fuck today finish the fuckin drill."
Torres: "Alright, alright."
(David walks back to the line)
Torres:(Torress wispers) "Fuckin pussy"
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When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.
"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."
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Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.
1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.
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Abbreviation for "friend-lock." On livejournal, the act of locking a post so that only users you choose can read it.
"Aren't you worried about just anyone being able to read that rant about your boss?"
"Nah, I f-locked that post."
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