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Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels
fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant
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When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!
Mary: Jeez!
Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
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Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."
Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."
Example 2
"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
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A term the minimum wage earning, sun evading left wing carnival freaks use as a coping mechanism.
Green haired liberal beta male in 2016: Trump Lost. He colluded with muh Russia to rig the election.
Also green haired liberal beta male in 2018: Stacy Klump only lost the Georgia gubernatorial election cuz Republicans stole the election by manipulating the voters rolls.
Also green haired liberal beta male in 2020: Trump lost. Elections can't be rigged or stolen. Threat against muh democracy. 80+ million literally voted for the man who thinks he served in the senate for 180 years! Deal with it. Now excuse me while I go use the women's restroom...
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This is the place where people from the Lost Media Archive broke off and made their own website to write about pieces of lost media. This website is less of a mess and isn't ran by snot-covered children who are looking for lost episodes of their favorite Nick Jr. show.
Did you hear about the lost on-air suicide footage of Christine Chubbuck? You should check the Lost Media Wiki.
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A love that never reached it's full potential. That both people felt but may have never communicated fully to the other. That if again found, may truly be the love of a lifetime..
Sarah and Kevin both felt it, but it would be years before they would realize their long lost love.
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To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.
Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.