Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

MAJOR BONES

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.

Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.

harry major

A sexy beast with an unreal penis size

Hey isn't that harry major with the 50 incher

harry major

A Guy with a 50 incher

That harry major dude has a 50 incher

John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

Major Grindage

When Mr. Holley is ready to eat lunch

Mr. Holley - "Alrighty estudiantes its time for some major grindage"

Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.

Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.

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