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When you make a bet with lindsey at age 6
Marriage at 25 smells delicious
When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
My pibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.
Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...