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A retarded fucking Asian named Thomas that goes to mill creek high school, loves to say nigger and eats all your fucking food and loves hot Cheetos. You would think he is smart cus he is asian but he has a 1.2 gpa and weighs around 320 pounds and is only 5,3.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.
Yo did u see High Mass Asian today, he had 2 boxes of donuts in his hands
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A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.
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When you break wind and the sound comes out as "ehhhh"
I hear a rumbling in my tummy, I think I feel a Canadian Air Mass coming on
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When you're having sex with a girl, who weighs as much as two girls. You're sexual experience weighs in as a 3 way...but there are only two people in the bed.
Person A: "Is John really hitting on that fat chick over there?"
Person B: "He'll be in a 3 Way By Mass soon enough."
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george w. bush: the ultimate WMD
he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.
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thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd
George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'
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When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.
"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"