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The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob
I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley
Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch
Him: I really see myself marrying you...
Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???
Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart
Omg that girl is such a melon tart
melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time
that girl is such a melon tart
An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.
Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.
"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"
Someone who is addicted to melons
Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."