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When a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the assumption kinky sex will soon follow. But, once the Congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. After which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. Effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. And allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle passage from Africa to the New World.
Went to an Alpha Kappa Alpha date party down at LSU last weekend. Ended up middle passaging their president.
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A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.
So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.
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Don't buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, There's rapist in those empty fields!
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conformity reinged hell hole. pit of doom. metal pointy spikes on the walls waiting to crush you and bleed all over the white concrete walls!
I can't believe i must go to that Hilsman MIddle.
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An extension of poke, meaning explicitly to have sex with.
Think about where the organs involved are physically located and you'll understand where it came from.
I'm at work, so no poking in the middle for me.
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It's like when someone IS a dyke, but doesn't look like a dyke.
Kristin: Guadalupe is such a dyke.
Michelle: But she doesn't look like a dyke.
Geo: It's because she's a middle-dyke.
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when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity
Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.
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