mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.

"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."

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mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

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Mike Kanashi

A Facebook user from The Community which shitposts various sad, sexual and funny statuses.

"Did you hear about that Mike Kanashi guy?"

"Yeah! Apparently he fucked his own dog!"

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mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

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Prison mike

A man who went to the clink

Did you see that Prison mike on the streets?

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Miking Out

Going for crazy for men or a certain object. Raging until you shit your pants

Mike is Miking Out for Luker

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Mike Furey

1. A hot, young man. Usually gay. Has style and lots of girls hitting on him.
2. The hottest singer ever.
3. Synonym of hot / attractive.

Girl 1: OMG, he's a total Mike Furey!
Girl2: Yeah, so hot!

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, mi ex-boyfriend.
Boy 1: Wow, he's Mike Furey.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know.

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