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a white kid who is really smart with computers but thinks hes black and acts like a nigga
Jesse Moore head is a Mississippi Night Coon!!
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When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.
Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall
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The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!
Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!
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After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....
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When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"
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when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off.
My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.
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The act of receiving an aggressive, dry hand job by a toothless woman. And Joey is a little bitch.
Joey's bitch ass got a mississippi hand grinder.
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