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When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .
Your a wee moist mangler
Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.
When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"
When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out
I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped