You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.
I'm going to give you a moist milton later..
the most disgusting thing you could ever say
friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.
It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes
When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
Two of the worst words combined in history
Get those moist chunks away from me.
When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.