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When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
"Nothing like a big thick juicy moist man to get me going through the day"
When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead
Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!
A wet sensation between the buttocks when making it clap
If you don't have moist cheeks then you aren't clapping it correctly
that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!