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That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.
Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!
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one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other
Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...
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when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.
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when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk
-"Do you like that hot milf mommy from beginning of the end?"
-"No i hate her."
*kills*
The most ultimate insult. Can create a whole another universe with another one in it.
Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*
A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.
'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'
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