A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)
Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.
A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting
I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help
Kizzy monster, typically refers to a "Roblox BMer" such as Soup or Time
fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.
Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!
n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.
Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.
Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."