Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

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Mormon Go-gurt

The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.

Gave my girl a Mormon Go-gurt the other day

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Mormon Kiss

Kiss from a Mormon; just a peck on the lips, not very passionate, very disappointing

Jane- "I got my first kiss today!"
Mary-"Really? How was it?"
Jane-"Well, it was only a Mormon kiss :("

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Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

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In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

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mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.

Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.

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The Book of Mormon (Musical)

The Book of Mormon is a musical where two Mormon missionaries get sent to Uganda, Africa to teach the Africans about Mormonism but then Kevin Price (one of the missionaries) meets this sexy other missionary with orange hair and he knows that being gay is against his beliefs but like he’s hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the other missionary (*idk his first name*

Cunningham ) meets this African woman that he falls in love with and baptizes her. Elder Cunningham tries to teach the Africans about Mormonism by lying and using Star Wars references, but when Kevin found out about how Cunningham was lying about the only true part of the Bible he left him; then things backfired on Kevin that night he got sent to spooky Mormon hell in his dream, because of the hell dream Kevin decided to go back to Elder Cunningham and they teamed up. Unluckily a war started between the general and the tribe in Uganda. Kevin and Elder Cunningham are able to convince the general to not start a war with the power of Mormonism. The priests who sent the missionaries there heard about how they baptized everyone in Uganda and went to go see how they did it. They put on a play about the story of Joseph Smith “The American Moses” and it was inaccurate and very offensive to the priests so they where going to send the missionaries back but then the missionaries where like “no❤️“ and then stayed in Uganda! The end.

The Book of Mormon (Musical) Was a amazing musical