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The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.
Brooke Wilson's Face. "I wouldn't touch that bitch cuz she got the mushroom tat."
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Noun-The bruise left after a man takes his penis and slaps his partner across the head.
Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Noun- Last night I left a huge mushroom cap on my girl's face.
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
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a word used by asian stoners when discussing pyschotic teddy bears on fire riding a mutated unicorn with two horns.
Asian 1: dude did u see that teddy bear!
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn
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The nothingness of our society. You'll recognize them by these symptoms:
1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead
2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual
3. They speak less than 100 words every day
4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally
5. They have fake friends, most are imagined
6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles
7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will
8. They listen to Justin Timberlake
9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing
10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!
Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
I hate mushroom people, you should too
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When a a dude and chick have anal sex and when the guy pulls out, poop is on his dick and he slaps the girl on the cheek with his dick removing all of the poop on his dick and leaving it on her face in the shape of a mushroom.
Jamie: "Dude, David's mushroom stamps hurt!! He hits you so hard with his cock!"
Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."
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The top of one's penis named as such because the top resembles a mushroom.
Stop touching my mushroom top faggat!
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The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.
Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
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