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A ball of lard with no class, who is an animal hoarder.
He is really mean, he must be a Nathan
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The biggest cunt alive. Nathan is a little chode numb wad fag that only plays destiny.
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Normally short, fat and red headed. Has lots of freckles, no friends and plays world of warcraft. He also over uses the word "shawty".
Hey look at that nathan over there! He has no life!
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Most think as a hot, sweet, dreamy, perverted guy that can be a "Bad ass", or good at instruments, with a lean body, NOT TRUE.
I'm a gamer with no tone, yet barley good at guitar, nice, has mean bursts though my name IS NATHAN.
Even though all the definitions are flattering and not meant for someone is literally named Nathan I don't see it as me so yeah.
Girl 1: Oh look at Nathan he's cute .
Me:I turn around "thanks."
Girl 1and 2:"EWW No not you Idiot him over there."*Points to random person*
Me:Oh...OKAY:)
Girl 1 and 2:UGH!*Walk off*
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A guy who has a small penis (but he says that he doesn’t) and will dump you for no reason. He’s also tall and fat. He also thinks he has style but doesn’t.
"Omg! Are you friends with Nathan?"
"Yeah, what’s wrong with that?"
"Ew! Who’s friends with that dude?"
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This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.
Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended
Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!
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