You Need More Cores

Generally lacking in devices with high computational power.

The slowest player to load during a multi-player game.

Can also be used to express ignorance/inferiority.

Are you sporting a RAZR flip phone? You need more cores.

Are you still on AOL? You need more cores.

Are you running AMD? You need more cores.

Are you in a Counter-Strike OGL 2v2 Modem League? You need more cores.

I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!

When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?

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you need some milk

Just something to say randomly...

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!

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she need some milk

When someone is roasted so bad that their bones shatter.

Did you see How pissed Ashley was yesterday?? She need some milk!! he need some milk roasted

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we need to build a wall

The most beautiful speech ever done

Person a: donald we need to build a wall Donald: YES

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I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

When you want something really really badly.

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.