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Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
-wanna be Nick nelson
- Lesbianphobic and transphobic
-Racist asf
-Has MLM pfps with her straight boyfriend because it is kawaii.
-she likes to call her online bf cute like hello kitty
Me: do you know of Isabella (Nick Nelson)
Kiki: Yeah, she's my little creature
A bit autistic but a good friend sometimes and he is currently talking shit.
colt nelson is cool
Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.
That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.
He is very intelligent has a few friends but can surprise you... But do not get on his bad side or he will plot against you
Person1 hey I got Daniel nelson's bad side
Person2. Bitch you're screwed
Pull a nelson means to overcome against the odds with a decisive win. It's a British figure of speech created from the actions of Admiral Nelson because of his victory at the Battle of Trafalgar. He was heavily outnumbered by French, Spanish and Portuguese Navy's and {prevailed}. This ended Napoleon's plans to invade England.
Wow, did you really pull a nelson, the way you kicked those three guys asses after they tried to jump you.