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A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.
Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"
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A term used to describe something really cool, awesome, or just plain fuckin sweet.
Look at dat! Look at dat! That was niceness in a bottle right there bitch!
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A guy that ultimately could satisfy the sexual needs of women if they were given a chance. women want nice guys but go for the assholes because women are hipocritical and shallow and couldn't even give the nice guys a sympathy fuck.
i was driving my friend and 3 girls around. my friend got action, and the 2 girls did each other while i got nothing and continued to be a taxi driver. true story.
i wish i wasn't a nice guy maybe i would get laid at least once.
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The kind of guy who would always be there for a girl, and would never let her down, cheat on her, treat her like shit, etc. The kind of guy that will actually listen to a girl and her problems, and try to help her. And most of these guys, despite the stereotype, still do stand up for themselves, will NOT let someone push them around, and are NOT wimps.
It would seem that girls would race for these kind of guys, but since physical attraction is in truth, just as important to most women as it is to most men, most girls just go for the guy closest to them who acts "tough" and masculine" and is handsome, and will totally ignore the nice guy. And then they'll complain to the nice guy about how they got cheated on and treated like shit, and ask why. Not all girls are like this, but the vast majority, like guys, never dig deeper than the surface and cling on to what they consider "masculine" and go for it.
Nice guy (let's call him N): Hi, I'm always here to help you.
Jerk (let's call him J): Hey sexy, I can beat up any fucker that messes with me!
Blind (mentally, not physically, and let's call her B) girl: Oooh! Hey, J! That is sooooo sexy!
J: Tight. Let's get wild.
---two days later-----
N: So what exactly happened to you?
B: *sniff* he cheated on me, and then called me a stubborn bitch!
N: Awww, that jerk. Well don't worry, you can always talk to me.
B: thank you *sniff*
N: So do you want to hang out sometime?
B: Sorry I got a date with this other guy, who is really hot, and-
N: Oh great, thanks for returning the favor.
B: Anytime! Bye!
N: Wait a minute! Oh shit, she hung up.
***Girls, please give nice guys a chance, or this scenario will keep happening!!!****
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A person who can’t say no. Someone who would do anything to put a smile on someone else’s face. This person can also over care. This person usually goes by the name of Jalisa.
That girl is way Too Nice, she reminds me of this girl name Jalisa.
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A term that a mother uses to describe any single man she approves of and fantasizes about her daughter marrying, but for whom the daughter usually claims to have zero interest in *that* way.
A man labelled a "nice guy" is often a superficially respectful and intelligent, but also frustratingly indecisive or cowardly person who won't get the aforementioned girl because he won't initiate or ask.
Sometimes, the girl dislikes him and finds him boring because he always plays his life safe and fails to go out and accomplish anything interesting with it. (This is why the mother likes him.)
Other times, he is a friend of the girl and desires a relationship with someone, but fails to consider the obvious candidate. (This is the most cliched of romantic-comedy cliches).
Mother: "That guy who dropped you off home seemed like a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
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A girl that is generally nice. She hangs out with a majority of guys and plays video games and is basically one of the guys. But she can also be girly and do girl things; shop, makeup, ect. But for some reason can never get a boyfriend. One, because the guys seem to only see her as one of the guys and she never gets noticed. Two, she sticks arounds listening to all her guy friends problems with their current sluts and gives advice. Three, she is always taken for granted and lets herself be taken for granted, hoping that one day a guy will notice how wonderful she really is. But that will obviously not happen anytime soon since all guys seem to be attracted to are easy girls, with caked on makeup, skimpy clothing, and probably a million unknown STDs.
-Dude Jen is so good at guitar hero!
-Yah i know! and she's a pretty nice girl.
-you're right maybe you should ask her out
-Fuck no she's like one of the guys!
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