Free Ninty Nine

When you jack (steal) something from a store. Its the price of any item with a five finger discount.

Theif: Yoo dude I got this monster for free ninty nine!
Tony: Yeah everythings free ninty nine with a five finger discount.

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cloud nine riders

a group of smokers drinkers or rollers who go hard when they get fucked up and they all have a dumb ass coversation a bout nothing on cloud nine

You get hi byself my nigga you need to chill with the cloud nine riders

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What In The Nine Hells?

An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

Origin: Forgotten Realms lore/terminology (D&D)

Abbreviated: WITNH?

"Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

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Nine tailed fox

While your fucking a girl and you’re about to cum yell “this is the power of the nine tailed fox” and then shoot a load in him/her

“Bro last night was great I like totally gave her the nine tailed fox”

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nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

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nine second rule

extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day

He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.

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Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails (often abbreviated as NIN) is a Industrial band that normie posers listen to.

Normie poser: yeah, I like industrial. Nine Inch Nails fuck yeah!!!

Actual industrial music fan: you know bands like Throbbing Gristle, Ministry, Whitehouse or even fucking Death Grips?

Normie poser: who?

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