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The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.
Jerking- Style of dance
Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"
*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
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The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.
Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.
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Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.
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someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
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When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.
Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.
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The act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. The proxy logs are then used to spy on which pornographic sites are being browsed to. The thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.
Andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbignobs.com. He was going to explode over his keyboard any second now...
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A jerk (male or female) who may appear sweet to begin with but upon time displays his/her true personality. Often jerk head behaviour is seen in males after they may not obtain physical intimacy quickly enough from a female. Fortunately a true jerk head generally only hides their ulterior motives for so long.
"I was dating John and when I didn't put out he turned into a total jerk head and never called again".
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