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To be in complete control of or whipped by a fellow man
"quite being such a suck up, your on his nuts"
"get off his nuts"
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is what willy wonka says when you have been a bad girl and played with his squirrel’s nuts. 💫
“your a bad nut, yeah uh huh!”
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1. When your scrotum adheris to your leg due to sweaty nuts. The sweaty nuts can result from tight emo jeans, driving (not just a truck) with out air conditioning, or a very hot day.
2. When your scrotum and penis stick together in an uncomfortable conglomeration of sweat and stickiness.
The cure for "Trucker Nuts" usually results from two stiff shakes of each leg.
"Dude its so hot in here you need a car with some A/C!"
"Hells yeah man I've got trucker nuts from hell!"
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Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.
I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.
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Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
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it is a woman's belly that she tucks in her elastic waist pants. The fold around her belly button resembles a large scrotum found on a gorilla.
Damn Big will, tell Josh to look at dem Gorilla nuts on that bitch
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