sock to the jock

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.

That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!

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jaw jocked

The event of breaking someones jaw and continuing to beat there ass.

Dude just got jaw jocked.

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Sunny jock

A sex act in which a female blows into a mans anus whilst cupping his balls and squeezing them.

"Last night I pulled this filthy girl, she gave me a Sunny Jock around the back of the Costcutters"

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Jock lock

A junk protection unit used to protect your gentlemens' vegetables from crazy horny bitches

Sir, Paris Hilton has arrived.
BRING THE JOCK LOCK!!!

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jock soc

jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)

UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi

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jock block

when some tool with shit for brains and huge muscles steals your girl.

that asshole in the tapout shirt just jock blocked the fuck out of me.

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JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

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