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Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.
Poor guy his personality is so plain toast.
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Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!
Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?
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An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.
That game was incredibly bitching toast.
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like being jelly jealous but so jealous that jelly just isnt enough to describe it
you got a new car i am beyond jelly im like jelly toast
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v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.
Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.
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Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
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A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
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