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Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009

85πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Princeton Parents Weekend

A synonym for Halloween made famous on the NBC show 30 Rock by the character Tracy Jordan.

Did you see those two sluts dressed up as a Sexy Nurse and a Sexy Police Officer? I'd like to go to their Princeton Parents Weekend party.

by Grizz and Dot Com November 4, 2009


Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".

" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane

by brappapapskiiiirt October 12, 2009

234πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Parents Television Council

Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.

Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?

by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008

212πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Jekyll and Hyde Parenting

A style of parenting that provides a full spectrum of emotional and psychological experiences to a child vis-a-vis the parents’ instability and addictions which lays the groundwork for years of in-depth psychotherapies in which the child, throughout their lifespan, has the opportunity to undo the warp and find some semblance of balance and potentially, a sense of a true self.

Yup, at our house it was nose-to-the-grindstone discipline during the week and then Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride when the weekends rolled around; my parents were practicing devotees of Jekyll and Hyde Parenting.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019


Parents Television Council

A website that I use to determine which shows are the best. The shows that the PTC whines the most about are clearly worth watching, and the ones that they give their seal of approval to are to be avoided at all costs.

They are currently ranked 'World-Class' in their whining abilities.

So, Parents Television Council, why do you whine about shows that are on at 9pm, when kids have already gone to sleep? Why do you have such an unhealthy obsession with Seth MacFarlane?

by EvilDash0 November 4, 2010

132πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Indian Parent Quit

In First person shooter games like Call of Duty, it is the act of signing off and signing back on when you are doing terrible. Also known as rage quitting. The "Indian Parent" comes from the fact that parents who are Indian tend to have alot of rage.

Yo you're 3-20 man steup your game up!!

Ya man, I think im gonna Indian Parent Quit

by ends.... November 22, 2011

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž