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Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter
“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”
When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.
Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.
It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.
A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.
The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
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The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
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Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.
Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!
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The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm
JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
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