popular people

Otherwise known as jocks and cheerleaders.

A popular person is usually a douche bag because they want people to like them. (when really no one does they just want to be popular themselves). How to spot a popular person, there usually the middle/high school football team, volleyball team, ect. and usually pick on the non-popular because, it makes them "cooler". Popular peoples sworn enemies are emos, goths, and punks. (Emos are now starting to become more of a common style and more popular so i don't know if they're still sworn enemies.) Now a popular male tends to pick on the nerds because he knows he won't fight back. He is afraid to fight a punk or a goth in fear of getting his ass kicked. Now a popular female tends to flirt with the nerd and pretend to like them so the nerd will help them with homework, projects, and what not. Do not trust ANY popular person!!!!

popular people: tend to listen to softcore rock, classical rock and hates emos, goths, punks and such.

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old people

Group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.

Old people shouldn't operate computers. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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White people

The race that is commonly misinterpreted as "evil" and "racist" by nearly every race. In reality all races are capable of evil not just exclusively white.

There's those fuckin white people again.

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Irish people

Irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday St.paddy's day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( Murphy, O'Brian ...) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( AKA their Clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn-- because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the English, love the color green.

Irish People - John Duddy

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things that are not people

A jepoardy category waiting to happen.

A noun that is a place or thing.

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CME People

People who attend church only on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter.

"What religion do your in-laws subscribe to? "
"Oh, they are CME People. They only attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter."

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people noms

noms that people om nom nom on.

I want my people noms.
People noms are delicious.

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