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A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.
Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth.
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When A Person calls a friend and tells them to call their friends. And the first caller calls more people. Then Those friends call More friends etc. Very Often, People talk about random things in phone parties. Sometimes People Get Phone Shy Becuase They Do Not Know Who They Are talking to! Most Phone Parties Happen at Night.
Person A: HEY! Wanna do a phone party?
Person B: Sure! Who do we call?
Person A: We can call My friends!
(Person A calls a friend)
Person C: HEYY! whats up?
Person A: Call someone!
(Person B Gets phone shy from not knowing who Person C really is.)
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A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.
dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!
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for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.
::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!
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Things on Facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. A facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.
Person 1:ok this fucking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyFUCK this is super gay
Person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone
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Confidence achieved by knowing the person you are speaking to isn't within punching distance.
He can be aggressive and rude because he knows the other person is a thousand miles away on the end of a telephone. He has massive phone balls.
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Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.
Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.
Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
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