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Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt or other even worse means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
Pyongpong is a drinking game based on the glorious Kim Jong Dynasty:
-2x ping jong un (nominated one per team) - can't lose others must drink on behalf
-Shots between gaps of cups is a drink
-1 per player - Rodman Rule - normal beer pong score is a drink (1 per person)
-DMZ can't be crossed by player otherwise a punishment TBC
-UN - Nominated judge
-1 per team - Chinese support - two balls per throw
-Losing team does nuke shot (drink TBC by winning team with hot source)
-3 per team
-All cups must be named after US, Japanese, South Korean cities
Hey man, shall we play some beer pong?
Nah bro none of that western shit, let’s play Pyong-Pong
Yeah bro, down with the West!
Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket
The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....
Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....
Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
While playing Beer Pong bend over and spread your ass cheeks to expose the hole! If your opponent makes the ball in your ass, you must drink 2 cups!
Can’t believe I lost to him doing the Dirty Pong
At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.
They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.
Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind
Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me
A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”