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To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate
I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock
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A middle class guy who lives in a suburban area only because he lives with his parents, otherwise he'd be living in a shithole on the south side of Chicago. This candidate also possesses thrifty values and isn't afraid to turn down a movie or mini-golfing with his friends because he feels $7 is too much to have 2 hours of fun. Mainly, someone who has nothing better to do with their money but to save it and never enjoy life.
Mike is a poor cocksucking mother fucker because decided to sit at home online and continually check myspace and facebook instead of spending $7 to have a quality time with his friends.
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Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.
1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!
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A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.
Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.
America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.
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When you're so damn lazy you just put cheese on bread and put it in the microwave for 15 seconds rather than toasting it or actually grilling it.
Cornelius: "yo bro, I'm so hungry"
Bob: "bruh we ain't got much for munchies, but if you want you can make a poor-man grilled cheese, dawg."
The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
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A bowl of tobacco sprinkled with whatever kief you can scrounge up from the bottom of the grinder because your poor and out of weed.
Pete: Yo Ed, want to pack me a bowl?
Ed: I can’t bro we’re all out of bud
Pete: Poor man’s rich man’s it is
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