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Someone who loathes posers and sees it as there mission to beat all the poser out of someone, so the poser can be themselves
Any poser reading this I'm gonna beat your ass
Two real acutal people (if there are any left) see a poser:
person1-blahblahblah*sees poser*
Person1-dude look at that poser
person2-Bitch
person1-(to poser)Hey don't make me go anti-poser on your ass!
poser-(confused)What? Oh...uh...GREEN DAY rocks!
person2-Go fuck yourself poser
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An individual who thinks that because they skateboard and neglect to wash their long greasy hair and listen to Pop groups like "blink 182" and "Sum41" that they are indeed what is known as a punk. When really they know nothing of anarchy or the whole punk revolution of the late 1970's.
Person 1: Look at the stinky skateboarder, he thinks he's so hardcore.
Person 2: Yeah, what a poser punk.
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A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.
Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.
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Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.
Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.
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The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.
Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.
Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?
Rock Poser: Who's Proof?
Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.
Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.
Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.
Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.
Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*
Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?
Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.
*Rock poser gets beat up.*
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A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.
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Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.
Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!
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