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when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass
Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!
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Thoughts in need of a reality check.
You can go fuck yourself with your positive attitude and your positive thoughts, nobody needs them to live.
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The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.
doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.
P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.
doombreeder3832: no its fine.
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Sexual postiion with woman on top.
What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.
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If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.
John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.
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A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.
Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.
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the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.
After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.
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