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One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.
Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.
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1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
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The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.
Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!
Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
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A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.
Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG
Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.
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Controls all types of potato involved food.
These fries were made by Potato Lord
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A DJ who plays shit music
I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
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