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Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president

by Perseph December 8, 2022


My School President

otherwise known as msp
one of the best thai bls in the world
it will be part of your top 10 dramas!!

person 1: "omg did you watch my school president?"
person 2: "no i didn't why?"
person 1: "you should watch it!!, so basically,..." *explains the whole plot of the drama*

by soobinsbluespring December 22, 2023


Glizzy President

The person who leads the glizzy gladiators to battle and teaches them the way of the glizzy. They live in the glizzy mansion and usually recruit gladiators by conquering their land. The current glizzy President goes by Roberto King of Kings and will most likely serve until he dies

Joe: The glizzy president just conquered britain!
Your mom: they are all going to be glizzy gladiators now!

by Engle raped me September 13, 2020


President of Catalina

A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.

Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina

by Lurchinyourmom June 5, 2018


Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022


Class President

A position of uselessness and voter fraud. all this fucking mail in voting make my friend win. this is scuffed

My friend is now class president because of voter fraud.

by Voter Fraud January 26, 2021


instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 25, 2020