When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
is used as a term for a bunch of middle aged men and woman who sit in their driveways and consume large amounts of alcohol no matter what the weather is snowstorms, tornadoes, rain, and sunshine that does not deter their habits.
I’m going to find some of my neighbors and get our Maxwell pride on
Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.
“My partner will be here any minute.”
“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”
Pride Drilling is when two men engage in anal sex, specifically during the month of June.
Dude, it's June! You down for some Pride Drilling??
the most uncomfortable month for homophobes
random homophobe: i hate pride month
people want it to be something of celebrating being part of the LGBTQ+ but in reality, it was made to profit off of them
Person One: Yay it's pride month.
Person Two: Dude I really don't fucking care.
gay: it's pride month
W homophobes: we dont care
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