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Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B May 31, 2018


Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 02, 2012


Peanut Punch

In American Football, the action of a defensive player forcing a fumble by punching the ball out of the offensive ball carrier's hands with a clenched fist. The technique being a trademark of former Chicago Bears' defensive back Charles "Peanut" Tillman.

Troy Aikman: There's that Peanut Punch once again being executed to perfection to force the fumble and completely shift the momentum of this game.

by Pancakes&Lemonade December 10, 2021


punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014


Punch Lining

The act of repeating the funniest part of a joke or movie quote to your friends after they have all laughed at it, causing more laughter among the group.

Jeff: "dude that joke Chad told was hilarious."
Greg: "oh yea we were punch lining that one all night, it never gets old."

by Parkersaur June 12, 2011


poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019


kokopelli punch

Kokopelli Punch
A game in which people look for images of the Native American trickster God and fertility deity Kokopelli (usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player) along roadsides, truck-stops and swap meets in the Southwestern United States and then punch the first person possible .Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to punch. Rules vary from car to car but the most common are
-1 punch for kokopelli
-2 punches for a Kokopelli larger than a human ("double koko")
-If someone punches you and it turns out there was no Kokopelli, you can tag back (give them a return punch).
-Once an image has been identified and a punch has been thrown, it cannot be reused for a new punch.
"Kokopelli!" Punch. "Double Koko!" Punch Punch.

Paloma beat Daniela in the Kokopelli Punch game 13:3 at the Swat Meet today. You should see her bruises!

by Moxie1 April 06, 2017