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When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.
Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA
when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.
"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
“What did you do last night?”
“My tinder date quarter pounded”
“Oh no”
Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
When traveling outside of the U.S.A you bring quarters from your home state to trade with foreigners for pictures of their titties
Hey! I'm from Texas, do you want a tittie quarter?
When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?