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Best anime girl 2018. From the anime Satsuriko no Tenshi (Angels of Death)
02 wishes she could be Rachel Gardner
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The result of a top secret, Russian DNA splicing experiment involving J.J. Abrams, Woody Allen, and Spock. Rachel Maddow was once considered for membership in the Avengers before Black Widow pointed out that smirking isn’t really a superpower.
Although the experiment was considered an overall success, Russian scientists still haven’t figured out why Rachel Maddow bursts into flames when exposed to sunlight or when she tries to wear anything other than a black pants suit. Although not confirmed, it’s been reported that Rachel Maddow sleeps while hanging upside-down in her closet and devours a bucket of pinky mice before going on the air. Her favorite hobby is eating tuna casserole out of a dog food bowl while watching Baywatch and her dream is to one day be the center segment in a human centipede with Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
Be afraid of Rachel Maddow. Be VERY afraid.
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Rachet
Ass
Cunt
Hoes
Evil
Liar
Boy 1: Oh no Rachel stole my heart
Boy 2: Rachel stole my virginity
Boy 1: Swiper, no swiping
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An awesome friend who is very sarcastic, funny, and easy to talk to. Once you get to know her, she will always be there for you. A Rachel will have a close circle of friends, but will also keep others around. Everyone goes to Rachel when they need some support, and she'll never let them down. A Rachel likes music, summer, and is very intelligent. She's my favorite asian.
Rachel <3 redefines Awesome.
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One of the cutest and most wonderful couple there ever was.
They are always honest with each other which is their worst trait, but everything always works out between them. They will do what ever it takes to protect one another. They are the couple who always attract each other when they dont want to ammit it and when they want to they will have a very hard time trying to. Complete opposite beings they also have similarities. This Gemini and Capricorn couple will be together in the end after the hard and bad times no matter what. <3
"Dude do you see that couple over there?"
"Oh ya. They broke up for the longest time and even though Dominic and Rachel was flirting with other people, it's so obvious that the chemistry was going on still."
"I know right! Damn they need to get back together again. When they aren't together, my girl is worried because Rach is always depressed from thinking of Dom. And I'm getting cranky cus i know that's exactly what's happening with Dom."
"Naa dude, they'll end up together again. Just like the last 15 times. Don't worry bro."
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Ugly fat ass skank that spawned something so vile and putrid from the depth of her fungas infested pussy puss, it was and forever will be the whale from clit hell, the nasty from the gassy, and the bitch from cunt Rachel, it is Charrity Hale.
A stinky puss infected pussy sore
A whale with nasty crack hanging out
A bear from skankbitch thats pussy rots her body
A Rachel Hale so nasty she destroyed sex
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A totally hot actress on the O.C. She has a lot of talent and she was also the spokesperson for Bongo. She is dating Adam Brody who also stars on the O.C.
Rachel Bilson looked hot on the O.C. last night.
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