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A tall mexican who enjoys hopping borders from Mexico to Texas and back again. Also, everytime a penny is sighted, he hopps towards it.
guy1: OMG look at that guy jumping the fence!
guy2: nah, he's just a Richard Barkauskas.
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Most famous as an evolutionary biologist, Richie D. is the author of titles such as The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, Climbing Mount Improbable, and recently, Unweaving the Rainbow. A graduate of Oxford University, he has taught zoology at the universities of California and Oxford.
One of the biggest names out there supporting evolution, this scientist is also stunningly handsome, or, in the words of young future scientists, "he's a cutie." Just look at that curl. Awwww.
"Richard Dawkins says we evolved from a bucket of primordial soup."
"The Oxford accent and curl tell me that everything Richard Dawkins says is right!"
"POND SCUM!"
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The worlds most hottest freaking serial killer to exist. I hope everyone simped for him.
richard ramirez didn't deserve to die
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The act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.
Bob: "How did it go last night?"
Pete: "Could've gone better. She gave me a Richard Nixon."
Bob: "Oh Shit. So your shit's all raw?"
Pete: "Yep!"
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A Richard Nixon is the act of a woman, or a man, kneeling between two men, and reaching over her head to jerk the men off in a manner similar to Richard Nixon's peace sign gestures.
Wow! Look at that! Cindy's giving those guys a Richard Nixon!
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"You're man there is nothing but a Richard Ceann"
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dick and balls -good 'mike hunt' style fake name
haywood jablome emailed, mike hunt, mike ondombroke and richard anbles
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