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A non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.
Johnny: Hey Todd, you read the English homework about Woman's Rights?
Todd: What the fuck are those?
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a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.
Mitchell: "hey ben tell a joke!"
Ben: "WOMENS RIGHTS"
**ba-dum-ch!**
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Insecure, hypocritical people who usually hide behind their religious beliefs because they are incapable of thinking for themselves. They often accuse doctors who perform abortions of "playing God," yet fight to keep human vegetables on artificial life support because they believe it is "God's will" to keep them alive. Despite these convictions, many right-to-lifers also support the death penalty.
Person 1: Did you hear about those right-to-lifers who shot that abortion doctor?
Person 2: Yea, talk about a double standard!
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A term used in Northern Ireland as slang & a quick way to say 'Not a chance' or 'rubbish'
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Refers to a person who parts their hair on the right. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the right side of the brain, which is the intuitive, mysterious side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more creative, atypcial and with some very strange behaviors.
Of course, what did you expect, he's a right parter.
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Left or right is something someone says if they want to smoke marijuana f you choose left you want to be left behind if you choose right you want to get right to it.
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A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.
Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.
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