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When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..
We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
When a person dies after releasing their sperm.
Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.
When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.
"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"
Also
"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."