Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.
I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.
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where a lady gets on their man lap and does a dance
"cmon hun, lets get into the love seat"
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someone who is frequently fucked in uncomfortable and awkward places i.e. the backseat of a car
Tyler's mom is a back seat bitch, in fact last night i fucked her in the back of my geo metro. I had a charlie horse all week!
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Sex postion involving three men a women and a car. The woman sits reverse cowgirl on the first man in the middle backseat while giving handjobs too the other 2 guys that are in the driver and passenger seats.
Dude that chick is a total back seat driver, trust me i know from experience
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When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.
"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."
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An unseasoned traveler. Someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.
I had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin Middle Seat By The Toilet guy. He had no clue what he was doing!!
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The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.
"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"
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