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The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.
I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.
The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock
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Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.
Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.
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The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
Watch out for David's glock n shock!
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While receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver. Then, he performs a jiu-jitsu-like move, bringing the legs in and out, to throat the giver with his member.
Last week, I looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub.
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The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!
What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?
9' O Shock
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