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A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
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Someone that should be able to be legally purchased
i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave
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when your in an open relationship with someone recently you went out with and makes you sandwiches and has sex with you when ever you want them to.
he wanna just be friends? bitch fine! .... later hey wanna just make me sandwiches and do dirty things? you can be my like sex slave / sandwich maker!
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A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.
I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.
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a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.
Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going
Tony: Yeah lets go yo
Ale: We out
John:Why? Cause its angelo?
Ale: Nah hes knows more shit
John: Wow Gay
Ale: Your Gay!
John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!
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To have an excess amount of cars
Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"
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Strippers are easiest of all people to make fun of. One man decided to crop a pole for those spiritually lazy blobs, they would look uttermost fattied for eternity. Life for a woman without someone giving them a pole to fit for thier trouble? Well, eating a lot of sweets & fatty buildup. Uncontaneable gymbumbs have most the same function. The stripper cannot fit into existence on earth with adequate measure to make it as a God, so they just keep with thier fatty conscience and work with the pole since they need managing a generic turf. A pole functions them & sacrifices each fatty calorie. Monkey, start swinging on a pole, makes muscles too simply, easy, makeup to extinguish. No different than other people, just born at the wrong place at the wrong time and have to surrender to a pole for hours. Strippers have no sense, just sacrifice and learn a lesson off of pressure generically. As to terminate self corruption.
Sex slaves get all the loose ends to make our babies completely controlled. Thus fitting all the impaired blobs to work with the strippers to keep their genericness for future generations until they wipe their own ass straight. Never go into shock in a settled atmosphere if they don't already have OCD, a cigarette or vibrator for any senses. Sex Slaves finally make the win as they own all this, and know what will happen just like reading the back of their own hand. They know what moves to make and penalyse offenders without trying.
In match Stripper vs Sex Slave: A stripper has no imagination and degrades themself to someone else's invention to make exercize. People like them are called gym goers who have most the same function. They admire the strippers deeply and look up to them as stripper has a higher rank then a gymnist because they get more air, a higher elevation and can rush blood to thier head quicker. So Stripper Vs. Sex Slave, obviously here, the sex slave wins, their the ones doing all the labour.
Strippers vs Sex Slaves : Strippers never learned good for barter or trade, need mediation at all times, learn generically. Sex Slaves roll in head strong with a smart style, sense of charisma, perfect eating habbits, beautiful face, smart sense and passion to carry it all with their swag.
Stippers Vs Sex Slaves : Strippers process and Sex Slaves control. Therefor Sex Slaves win and own over the Strippers.
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