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When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
When you cum on someone’s lower back and it slides down their butt crack like an ice luge back into yours or someone else’s mouth
That slippery jernigan was so slippery
Slippery Sanchez:
The act of throwing lubricant at a Puerto Rican musician
Damn I went to the coheed show last night and gave them a total Slippery Sanchez!
The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.
Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.
The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'