Also see Lazy Susan's
Lazy tits, tits that have given up the fight against gravity
They now slop down your ribs like a snail trail
The nipple residing at the most southern part of the snail trail representing the head of the snail
Bro 1: Jessica sent nudes, you should see these snail tits
Bro 2: That's actually a massive turn on for me
a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.
Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.
Getting something done on time.
Completing this homework was like racing a snail.
The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.
Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
A person or thing that decides to change their gender a young age.
Bro did you see that snail/pre snail at lunch today lmao