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Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.
Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!
I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm
oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.