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When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.
"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"
The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.
I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.
The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.
egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...
!!!"
ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-
The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.
Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face